1.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster—exciting,
terrifying,
and
ultimately
leaving
you
feeling
nauseous.
】
2.
Friendship
is
the
art
of
pretending
to
like
someone
just
enough
to
tolerate
their
annoying
habits.
】
3.
Romantic
relationships
are
like
a
game
of
Jenga—carefully
removing
pieces
until
the
whole
thing
collapses
in
a
messy
heap.
】
4.
Love
is
like
a
wild
goose
chase—always
searching
for
something
that
may
never
truly
exist.
】
5.
Friendship
is
like
a
weather
forecast—predictably
unpredictable
and
often
filled
with
storms.
】
6.
Falling
in
love
is
like
diving
into
a
bottomless
pit—there's
no
telling
where
you'll
end
up
or
if
you'll
ever
get
out.
】
7.
Friendship
is
like
a
house
of
cards—one
wrong
move
and
everything
comes
crashing
down.
】
8.
Love
is
like
a
maze—no
matter
how
hard
you
try,
you
always
seem
to
end
up
lost.
】
9.
Romantically,
I'm
a
magnet
for
disaster—a
walking
cautionary
tale.
】
10.
Friendship
is
like
a
never-ending
stage
play—constantly
acting
like
everything
is
fine,
even
when
it's
falling
apart
behind
the
scenes.
】
11.
Love
is
like
a
boomerang—if
it
doesn't
come
back,
it
was
never
meant
to
be.
】
12.
Friendship
is
like
a
game
of
chess—strategic
moves,
occasional
sacrifices,
and
the
possibility
of
getting
checkmated.
】
13.
Relationships
are
like
a
delicate
dance—constantly
stepping
on
toes
and
trying
not
to
stumble.
】
14.
Love
is
like
a
broken
compass—leading
you
astray
and
leaving
you
feeling
utterly
lost.
】
15.
Friendship
is
like
a
game
of
poker—one
wrong
move
and
you
can
lose
it
all.
】
16.
Falling
in
love
is
like
jumping
off
a
cliff—thrilling
in
the
moment,
but
the
landing
is
often
brutal.
】
17.
Love
is
like
a
trap—once
you're
caught,
it's
hard
to
find
your
way
out.
】
18.
Friendship
is
like
a
revolving
door—people
come
and
go,
but
very
few
actually
stay.
】
19.
Relationships
are
like
a
never-ending
obstacle
course—always
putting
your
patience
and
endurance
to
the
test.
】
20.
Love
is
like
a
mirage
in
the
desert—seemingly
real
but
evaporating
the
closer
you
get.
】
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