美式生活幽默句子英文(向生活低头的幽默句子)

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1.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
-
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
【#ForrestGump】

2.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
【#Jokester】

3.
I
always
wanted
to
be
somebody,
but
now
I
realize
I
should
have
been
more
specific.
【#Lol】

4.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
definitely
isn't
for
you.
【#FailedJumps】

5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【#Debater】

6.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
energy
efficient.
【#Procrastination】

7.
A
balanced
diet
is
a
cookie
in
each
hand.
【#SweetTooth】

8.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
【#NapoleonSyndrome】

9.
Life
is
short
-
smile
while
you
still
have
teeth.
【#DentistJoke】

10.
Age
is
just
a
number,
but
in
my
case
it's
a
really
large
one.
【#GettingOlder】

11.
I
don't
always
have
a
smartass
comment,
sometimes
I
just
say
"yes"
to
shut
you
up.
【#Sassy】

1
2.
My
housekeeping
style
is
best
described
as
"There
appears
to
have
been
a
struggle".
【#MessyHome】

1
3.
I
can't
adult
today,
I
need
a
nap.
【#Procrastinator】

1
4.
I'm
not
antisocial,
I'm
just
selectively
social.
【#Introvert】

1
5.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
margaritas.
【#PartyTime】

1
6.
Behind
every
successful
woman
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee.
【#CaffeineQueen】

1
7.
I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition.
【#Unique】

1
8.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. . .
again.
【#Perspective】

1
9.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
squirt
someone
in
the
eye.
【#Prankster】

20.
I'm
not
clumsy,
the
floor
just
hates
me.
【#Oops】