关于搞笑的生活句子英语(生活好过了 搞笑句)

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1.
"Life
is
too
short
to
not
laugh
at
yourself
once
in
a
while. "
【#humor】

2.
"I
always
thought
laughter
was
the
best
medicine,
until
I
tried
wine. "
【#funnylife】

3.
"I
don't
always
tell
dad
jokes. . .
but
when
I
do,
he
laughs. "
【#dadjokes】

4.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. "
【#procrastination】

5.
"I
try
to
have
a
positive
outlook
on
life,
but
my
blood
type
is
actually
B
negative. "
【#puns】

6.
"I
used
to
think
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
so
sure. "
【#indecision】

7.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice,
I
make
it
three
or
four
times
just
to
be
sure. "
【#perspective】

8.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【#foodhumor】

9.
"I
like
to
start
my
day
off
with
a
good
cup
of
coffee
and
a
bad
attitude. "
【#sarcasm】

10.
"I
don't
always
have
a
witty
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
forget
it. "
【#wit】

11.
"I
don't
have
a
dirty
mind. . .
I
have
a
sexy
imagination. "
【#innuendo】

1
2.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide. "
【#kidjokes】

1
3.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【#marriagehumor】

1
4.
"I
don't
always
understand
women,
but
I
love
the
mystery. "
【#genderhumor】

1
5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view. "
【#debatehumor】

1
6.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory. . .
but
it
always
seems
to
be
out
of
focus. "
【#memoryjokes】

1
7.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?"
【#superherohumor】

1
8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
a
master
at
energy
conservation. "
【#laziness】

1
9.
"I
don't
always
talk
to
myself,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
speak
in
a
British
accent. "
【#personalityquirks】

20.
"I
don't
always
understand
sarcasm,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
too
late. "
【#irony】