一堆菜发朋友圈的句子搞笑(做了简单的菜发朋友圈)

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1.
Salad,
veggies,
greens
-
they're
all
just
rabbit
food
to
me.
【LOL】

2.
My
mom
said
to
eat
my
veggies
or
I
won't
grow
up
big
and
strong.
But
honestly,
I
think
I'm
doing
just
fine
without
them.
【smh】

3.
I
tried
to
make
Brussels
sprouts
taste
good,
but
no
amount
of
seasoning
or
sauce
could
make
that
happen.
【eww】

4.
Sometimes,
I
like
to
pretend
that
a
plate
of
veggies
is
actually
just
a
plate
of
colorful
props
for
my
social
media
photos.
【influencerlife】

5.
The
only
thing
worse
than
eating
a
salad
is
realizing
that
you
have
to
pick
pieces
of
lettuce
out
of
your
teeth
for
the
next
hour.
【gross】

6.
Broccoli's
only
purpose
is
to
fill
up
the
extra
space
on
my
plate
so
it
looks
like
I'm
eating
healthy.
【truthbomb】

7.
I
attempted
to
make
avocado
toast
once,
but
it
ended
up
just
being
a
sad
piece
of
bread
with
some
green
mush
on
top.
【cookingfail】

8.
If
I
had
to
choose
between
eating
a
carrot
and
going
to
the
dentist,
I
would
probably
choose
the
dentist.
【ouch】

9.
Salad
dressing:
the
only
reason
why
anyone
ever
eats
a
salad.
【fact】

10.
I
don't
always
eat
veggies,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
douse
them
in
cheese.
【yum】

11.
When
someone
says
they
don't
like
vegetables,
it's
like
they're
not
even
speaking
my
language.
【confused】

1
2.
Cauliflower
rice:
because
who
needs
actual
carbs
when
you
can
pretend
to
eat
rice-shaped
vegetables?
【foodisweird】

1
3.
Sometimes
I
try
to
convince
myself
that
frozen
vegetables
are
just
as
healthy
as
fresh
ones.
It
never
really
works.
【lazycooking】

1
4.
I
can
eat
a
whole
bag
of
potato
chips
without
feeling
guilty,
but
if
I
eat
a
serving
of
carrots,
suddenly
I'm
a
health
nut.
【perspective】

1
5.
I
once
attempted
to
make
a
kale
smoothie
and
ended
up
with
a
green,
lumpy
mess.
Never
again.
【blenderfail】

1
6.
If
someone
invents
a
way
to
make
vegetables
taste
like
chocolate,
I
will
be
first
in
line
to
try
it.
【savoryandsweet】

1
7.
I
don't
always
eat
healthy,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
because
there's
someone
around
to
judge
me.
【peerpressure】

1
8.
I
pretended
to
like
salad
for
a
week
just
to
impress
my
crush.
It
didn't
work.
【rejectionhurts】

1
9.
Eating
a
vegetable
is
like
a
punishment
for
ruining
my
diet
with
junk
food
earlier
in
the
day.
【regrets】

20.
My
new
diet
consists
of
50%
veggies,
50%
denial.
【dietssuck】