离开的句子发朋友圈搞笑

编辑：互联网2023-07-19 11:45:19理旭星体-浏览

1.
Sorry
guys,
it's
time
for
me
to
flee
the
scene,
I
think
I
heard
my
bed
calling
me.
#SleepCalling】


2.
Just
realized
I
spent
way
too
long
scrolling
through
Instagram,
time
to
bid
adieu.
#SocialMediaAddict】


3.
My
dear
couch
and
Netflix,
I
will
be
back
soon,
don't
you
worry.
#BingeWatchingGoals】


4.
Goodbye
party
people,
thanks
for
the
epic
night
and
for
tolerating
my
terrible
dance
moves.
#PartyAnimal】


5.
Adios
amigos,
I'm
off
to
chase
some
dreams
and
goals.
#AmbitiousAF】


6.
Time
to
exit
stage
left,
my
popcorn
and
movie
marathon
awaits.
#MovieLover】


7.
See
ya
later
alligator,
my
bed
and
I
have
a
date.
#SleepIsBae】


8.
It's
been
real,
but
I
need
to
jump
off
this
train
before
it
crashes.
#LifeChoices】


9.
Another
day,
another
goodbye.
Can't
wait
to
be
back
tomorrow.
#WorkLifeBalance】


10.
Hasta
la
vista,
baby.
The
gym
and
I
have
some
business
to
attend
to.
#FitFam】


11.
Bye-bye
birdie,
I
need
to
take
a
break
from
the
outside
world.
#IntrovertProblems】


1
2.
Sayonara,
I'm
hitting
the
books
and
trying
to
be
productive.
#Brainiac】


1
3.
Farewell
my
friends,
it's
time
to
get
lost
in
a
good
book.
#BookWorm】


1
4.
Au
revoir,
my
bed
is
calling
and
it's
time
to
go
home.
#SleepOverEverything】


1
5.
See
you
later,
alligator.
Time
to
pencil
in
some
"me"
time.
#SelfCare】


1
6.
Peace
out,
party
people.
Mama
needs
her
beauty
sleep.
#BeautyRoutineGoals】


1
7.
Adieu,
dear
colleagues.
I'm
off
to
enjoy
my
lunch
in
peace.
#ChillVibesOnly】


1
8.
So
long,
farewell.
Time
to
go
home
and
avoid
all
human
interaction.
#SocialAnxiety】


1
9.
Toodles,
gotta
go
get
my
sweat
on
and
burn
off
those
calories.
#FitnessJunkie】


20.
Bye
Felicia,
time
to
go
home
and
cuddle
with
my
furry
friend.
#PetLove】