1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】
2.
Love
is
a
lot
like
a
toothache,
it's
hard
to
ignore
and
only
gets
worse
with
time.
【比喻】
3.
Love
is
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
you
keep
hiding
and
no
one
ever
seeks.
【搞笑】
4.
Love
is
blind,
deaf,
and
dumb,
and
sometimes
it
smells
like
old
gym
socks.
【形容】
5.
Love
is
like
the
lottery,
except
you're
always
the
loser.
【比喻】
6.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
it's
exciting
at
first,
but
then
you
want
to
vomit.
【比喻】
7.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
and
sometimes
it's
just
a
bunch
of
nuts.
【比喻】
8.
Love
is
like
a
mountain,
it's
lofty,
majestic,
and
often
difficult
to
climb.
【比喻】
9.
Love
is
like
a
circus,
it's
full
of
glitter,
excitement,
and
clowns.
【比喻】
10.
Love
is
like
a
booger,
it's
hard
to
get
rid
of
and
always
comes
back.
【比喻】
11.
Love
is
like
a
mosquito,
it
can
be
annoying,
persistent,
and
leaves
an
itchy
bite.
【比喻】
12.
Love
is
like
a
bad
haircut,
it's
hard
to
fix
and
you
end
up
looking
ridiculous.
【比喻】
13.
Love
is
like
a
leaky
faucet,
it
drips,
drips,
and
drips
until
it
drives
you
insane.
【比喻】
14.
Love
is
like
a
ghost,
you
can't
see
it,
but
you
can
feel
it.
Or
maybe
it's
just
indigestion.
【形容】
15.
Love
is
like
a
garden,
it
needs
water,
sunshine,
and
lots
of
fertilizer.
【比喻】
16.
Love
is
like
a
diet,
you
start
out
strong,
but
then
you
cheat,
and
before
you
know
it,
you're
back
to
your
old
habits.
【比喻】
17.
Love
is
like
a
traffic
jam,
it's
frustrating,
slow,
and
sometimes
you
just
want
to
honk
your
horn.
【比喻】
18.
Love
is
like
a
library
card,
it
can
get
you
access
to
some
really
good
books.
【比喻】
19.
Love
is
like
a
hangover,
it
hurts,
you
can't
think
straight,
and
you
swear
you'll
never
do
it
again.
【比喻】
20.
Love
is
like
a
recipe,
you
need
the
right
ingredients,
the
right
temperature,
and
a
lot
of
patience
to
make
it
work.
【比喻】