朋友圈公布结婚的句子搞笑(朋友圈公布结婚的文案)

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1.
"Finally
got
my
ball
and
chain,
I
can't
wait
to
drag
him
around
for
the
rest
of
my
life!"
【笑】

2.
"Just
crawling
out
from
under
that
rock
and
letting
the
world
know
I'm
finally
hitched.
Sorry
for
the
delay
guys"
【微笑】

3.
"Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards.
In
the
beginning,
all
you
need
is
two
hearts
and
a
diamond. . . but
by
the
end,
you're
wishing
for
a
club
and
a
spade. "
【开心】

4.
"I'm
officially
a
wifey
now!
I
guess
I
have
to
start
adulting
for
real. . . "
【咧嘴笑】

5.
"Just
signed
my
life
away,
but
it
was
totally
worth
it
for
the
open
bar.
Cheers
to
happily
ever
after!"
【干杯】

6.
"When
you
realize
that
marriage
is
just
a
fancy
way
of
saying
'hanging
out
with
your
best
friend
forever',
everything
gets
a
lot
less
scary. "
【微笑】

7.
"In
case
you
didn't
get
the
memo,
I'm
no
longer
single
and
ready
to
mingle.
Sorry
to
all
my
admirers
out
there"
【嘿嘿】

8.
"Whoever
said
that
marriage
is
a
prison
obviously
never
found
someone
who
loves
them
for
who
they
are. . . shackles
and
all"
【抱怨】

9.
"I
swore
I'd
never
get
married,
but
then
I
met
the
one
person
who
could
actually
handle
my
crazy.
Love
you,
partner
in
crime!"
【心】

10.
"I
thought
the
wedding
was
supposed
to
be
the
hard
part,
but
now
I
have
to
figure
out
how
to
actually
live
with
this
person
every
day.
Send
help!"
【哭】

11.
"Can't
wait
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
with
someone
who
knows
how
to
make
me
laugh
even
on
my
worst
days.
Let
the
adventures
begin!"
【惊喜】

1
2.
"It's
official,
I'm
a
Mrs.
now!
Time
to
upgrade
my
status
from
'hot
mess'
to
'hot
wife'. "
【咧嘴笑】

1
3.
"They
say
that
marriage
is
a
journey,
but
based
on
the
amount
of
luggage
we
had
to
carry,
I'd
say
we're
going
on
a
pretty
long
trip. "
【抱怨】

1
4.
"Cheers
to
love,
laughter
and
a
lifetime
of
forgetting
the
anniversary!"
【干杯】

1
5.
"I
used
to
think
that
marriage
was
just
a
piece
of
paper,
but
then
I
realized
it
was
actually
a
whole
bunch
of
legal
documents
that
I
technically
have
no
idea
how
to
fill
out. "
【无奈】

1
6.
"We
decided
to
get
married
because
we
were
tired
of
going
to
weddings
and
having
to
answer
the
question
'when
is
it
your
turn?'"
【抱怨】

1
7.
"I
found
someone
who
loves
me
even
when
I
forget
to
shave
my
legs.
That's
true
love
right
there. "
【惊喜】

1
8.
"No
more
swiping
left
or
right
for
me,
I
finally
found
the
one
who
can
handle
my
puns
and
cheesy
jokes.
I'm
a
lucky
gal!"
【微笑】

1
9.
"I
was
asked
if
I'd
ever
get
married
again
and
I
said
'no
way',
that's
like
buying
the
same
mistake
twice.
But
for
this
one,
I'll
make
an
exception. "
【开心】

20.
"It's
official,
I'm
off
the
market.
But
let's
be
real,
I
wasn't
really
on
the
market
to
begin
with. "
【嘿嘿】