1.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
so
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you.
【笑话自己】
2.
I
always
try
to
cheer
myself
up
by
singing
when
I
get
sad.
Most
of
the
time,
it
turns
out
that
my
voice
is
worse
than
my
problems.
【唱歌治愈】
3.
Some
people
say
"boys
will
be
boys",
but
I
think
it's
more
accurate
to
say
"idiots
will
be
idiots".
【男孩就会调皮?】
4.
A
good
sense
of
humor
is
like
a
four-leaf
clover
–
hard
to
find
but
lucky
to
have.
【幽默如四叶草】
5.
I'm
not
procrastinating
–
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
to-do
list
with
the
items
that
are
easiest
and
most
fun
to
do
first.
【专心做事】
6.
Whenever
I'm
feeling
down,
I
just
think
to
myself:
at
least
I'm
not
as
dumb
as
the
people
on
reality
TV.
【心理慰藉】
7.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
is
probably
not
for
you.
【尝试失败】
8.
I
don't
have
a
"9-5
grind"
because
my
life
is
more
like
a
"24/7
circus",
with
me
as
the
head
clown.
【生活像马戏团】
9.
I
don't
need
a
therapist
–
I
have
humor.
And
alcohol.
【心理调节】
10.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get,
but
I
always
hope
for
the
ones
with
alcohol
in
them.
【人生就像巧克力】
11.
My
life
is
a
never-ending
cycle
of
"I
just
cleaned
this"
and
"It's
already
a
mess
again".
【家务乱象】
12.
Whoever
said
"money
can't
buy
happiness"
clearly
never
paid
for
a
spa
day.
【金钱买幸福？】
13.
I'm
not
arguing
–
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
belief
that
I'm
right
and
everyone
else
is
wrong.
【争论不止】
14.
My
sense
of
humor
is
the
only
thing
that
gets
me
through
the
awkwardness
of
everyday
social
interactions.
【幽默化尴尬】
15.
Life
is
hard,
but
it's
even
harder
when
you're
short
and
people
keep
putting
stuff
on
high
shelves.
【矮个子的不易】
16.
Nothing
cheers
me
up
more
than
knowing
that
somewhere
out
there,
someone
is
even
more
awkward
than
I
am.
【社交尴尬】
17.
I'm
not
lazy
–
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things,
like
napping.
【节能省力】
18.
Life
is
too
short
to
take
everything
seriously,
so
sometimes
I
just
have
to
laugh
at
the
absurdity
of
it
all.
【不要太认真】
19.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I
think
chocolate
comes
in
at
a
close
second.
【笑是良药】
20.
I
may
not
have
everything
I
want
in
life,
but
at
least
I
have
a
never-ending
supply
of
dad
jokes
to
annoy
my
friends
with.
【开心就好】
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