搞笑女爱情句子短句英文(搞笑爱情句子能笑死人的)-理旭星体-理旭星座网

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit. 】

2.
I
always
fall
for
the
wrong
guys,
guess
I
have
a
"crapdar"
instead
of
radar. 】

3.
I
may
not
be
the
most
beautiful
girl,
but
I
can
guarantee
I
have
the
best
sense
of
humor
to
make
you
laugh
until
you
cry. 】

4.
Forget
Prince
Charming,
I'm
looking
for
a
guy
who
can
make
me
laugh
so
hard
that
soda
comes
out
of
my
nose. 】

5.
My
heart's
been
on
more
rollercoasters
than
I
have.
Guess
it
just
loves
the
thrilling
ride
of
love. 】

6.
Love
is
like
a
fart
in
an
elevator,
the
more
you
try
to
hold
it
in,
the
more
it
comes
out
at
the
wrong
time. 】

7.
If
love
was
meant
to
be
taken
seriously,
it
wouldn't
have
been
so
funny. 】

8.
The
quickest
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his
stomach,
but
the
quickest
way
to
a
woman's
heart
is
through
a
great
joke. 】

9.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
When
love
gives
you
heartbreak,
turn
it
into
comedy
gold. 】

10.
My
friends
say
I
have
a
face
that
only
a
mother
could
love,
but
hey,
maybe
there's
a
guy
out
there
with
a
really
funny
mom. 】

11.
Love
is
like
a
bad
stand-up
comedy
show,
you
keep
waiting
for
the
punchline,
but
it
never
comes. 】

1
2.
I
don't
need
a
knight
in
shining
armor,
I
need
a
guy
who
can
laugh
at
himself
when
he
trips
on
his
own
armor. 】

1
3.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
well,
I
must
be
immune
to
love
then. 】

1
4.
If
life
gives
you
melons,
you
might
be
dyslexic.
If
love
gives
you
lemon,
you
might
be
in
a
bitter
relationship. 】

1
5.
Forget
about
candlelight
dinners,
I
want
a
guy
who
can
make
me
laugh
so
hard
that
food
comes
out
of
my
mouth. 】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
Twister,
you
keep
getting
tangled
up,
but
it's
ridiculously
fun
while
it
lasts. 】

1
7.
They
say
love
is
blind,
well,
it
must
be
wearing
a
clown
nose
then. 】

1
8.
Life
without
love
is
like
a
comedy
show
without
a
comedian,
just
a
bunch
of
people
sitting
in
an
awkward
silence. 】

1
9.
I
may
not
be
a
Victoria's
Secret
model,
but
hey,
my
lingerie
drawer
is
full
of
hilarious
panties. 】

20.
Love
is
like
a
bad
joke,
you
only
realize
it's
terrible
when
it's
too
late. 】

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