1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
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2.
Relationships
are
like
math
problems,
if
you
don't
understand
the
solution,
you're
probably
multiplying
the
wrong
X.
【】
3.
Love
is
like
a
cup
of
coffee,
it's
bitter
at
first
but
gets
addictive
with
time.
【】
4.
A
successful
relationship
is
like
a
good
bra,
supportive
and
uplifting.
【】
5.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs
but
it's
always
thrilling.
【】
6.
Dating
someone
you
meet
online
is
like
buying
a
used
car,
sometimes
you
realize
the
pictures
were
heavily
photoshopped.
【】
7.
Relationships
are
like
cats,
they
come
into
your
life
to
take
over
and
shed
hairs
everywhere.
【】
8.
Love
is
like
a
spelling
bee,
sometimes
you
spell
it
wrong
and
end
up
with
"L-O-S-E".
【】
9.
Being
single
is
like
a
free
trial,
you
get
to
enjoy
life
without
the
commitment
fee.
【】
10.
Relationships
are
like
iPhones,
sometimes
you
have
to
restart
them
to
fix
the
bugs.
【】
11.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get
until
you
eat
the
whole
box.
【】
12.
Being
in
a
relationship
is
like
being
in
a
zoo,
sometimes
you
feel
like
a
monkey,
sometimes
you
feel
like
a
penguin.
【】
13.
Love
is
like
pizza,
even
when
it's
bad,
it's
still
pretty
good.
【】
14.
Relationships
are
like
cooking,
if
you
forget
to
add
some
spice,
it
becomes
tasteless.
【】
15.
Love
is
like
a
sauna,
it
gets
steamy
but
you
always
walk
out
feeling
refreshed.
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16.
Being
single
is
like
a
gym
membership,
you
have
access
to
all
the
equipment
but
you
don't
always
have
the
motivation
to
use
it.
【】
17.
Love
is
like
a
selfie,
you
have
to
find
the
right
angle
to
make
it
look
perfect.
【】
18.
Relationships
are
like
a
comedy
show,
sometimes
you
have
to
laugh
even
when
the
jokes
aren't
funny.
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19.
Love
is
like
a
light
bulb,
it
may
go
out
sometimes,
but
you
just
have
to
screw
it
back
in.
【】
20.
Being
in
a
relationship
is
like
having
a
remote
control,
sometimes
you
have
to
press
the
right
buttons
to
get
what
you
want.
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