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[One]、关于幽默的英文名言大全 关于幽默的英文句子
下面给大家总结了关于幽默的英文名言大全、关于幽默的英文句子，一块儿来学习一下如何幽默起来吧!
〖One〗、humor, can saying is give people a subtle sense of dispensing the spice of life. For some light humor, can make the atmosphere of the time to change, make the stalled suddenly solve unsolved.- Masayoshi Ohira
幽默：可以说是能给人以微妙感的调剂生活的佐料。由于某种轻巧的幽默，就可以使当时的气氛为之改观，使陷于僵局的悬案豁然解决。日大平正芳
〖Two〗、the sense of humour is a sense. Li, Ji Bolun
〖Three〗、the humor and; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance.-- Scott
幽默是多么艳丽的服饰，又是何等忠诚的卫士!它永远胜过诗人和作家的智慧;它本身就是才华，它能杜绝愚昧。司各特
〖Eight〗、 humor is the, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality..-- Gaulke Asia
幽默与严肃互为验石，因为不愿接受善意的玩笑，其中必有疑处，而经不住审度的玩笑也一定是智慧。高尔克亚
1〖Four〗、there are many real es monotonous and boring.-- I Sophia Naran
我相信幽默感也是魅力的一个组成部分。有了幽默感，人们可以在一种非常融洽的气氛中彼此交流思想和看法。缺乏幽默感，生活就变得非常单调和枯燥。意索菲亚名兰
1〖Nine〗、I doubt e people you cry! The cry more tears will decline in value, so the tears do happy and laughing and being still can see the soul of the solemn and sincere. Maybe humour pain does not suffering the pain of weak.-- Wang Meng
好的幽默并不只是让你笑，还让你哭呢!哭多了眼泪就会跌价，于是乎泪尽则喜，嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那庄严赤诚的灵魂。也许幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。王蒙
2〖Five〗、to the definition of humor and humor analysis, is the lack of sense of humor pastime.-- Benchley
给幽默下定义和对幽默作分析，是欠缺幽默感的人的消遣。本奇利
〖One〗、追求质量，不求数量。
The pursuit of quality, not quantity.
The pursuit of quality, not quantity.
Quality to ers, is our work standards.
2〖Nine〗、我们判断的质量决定于我们生活的质量。
The quality of our judgment depends on the quality of our life.
30、优质是奉献的堆积，效益是优质的结晶。
Quality is the accumulation of dedication, efficiency is the crystallization of high quality.
3〖One〗、吸引力是价值的体现，质量是口碑的保障。
Attraction is the embodiment of the value, the quality is the guarantee of word of mouth.
3〖Two〗、以一流的企业文化，创造一流的产品质量。
With first-class corporate culture, to create first-class product quality.
3〖Three〗、行为是意识的结果，而质量又是行为的结果。
Behavior is the result of the consciousness and the quality of result of behavior.
3〖Four〗、一个物体的质量就是其所含能量的度量单位。
The quality of an object is a measure of its energy.
3〖Five〗、如果不在质上斤斤计较，就难在量上绰绰有余。
If not haggle over every ounce, on quality, more in quantity.
3〖Six〗、你用的物品有重量，你才能感觉到生活的质量。
You in with weight of articles, can you feel the quality of life.
3〖Seven〗、质量就是政治，质量就是生命，质量就是价值。
Quality is politics, quality is life, quality is worth.
〖One〗、旅行靠旅伴，世间靠人情。
Travel companion, rely on human feelings in the travel, but to our mind to have a rest.
Travel companion, rely on human feelings in the travel, but to our mind to have a rest.
1〖Eight〗、你不敢去冒险，很大原因是你没有钱，旅游也好，创业也好。
You dare not to risk, big reason is that you dont have the money, travel, or entrepreneurship.
1〖Nine〗、我们像旅人那样走向目的地；世界是客栈，死亡是旅行的终点。
2〖Six〗、人之所以爱旅行，不是为了抵达目的地，而是为了享受旅途中的种种乐趣。
The reason ty good. Because, who also dont know what you exactly what will be encountered along the way.
2〖Nine〗、通过旅行，我们可以确信，即各民族之间是有国界，而人的愚蠢行为是没有国界的。
Through the travel, we can be sure that that is, between various nationalities is have the national boundary, the foolish behavior and there is no national boundaries.
30、一个人抱着什么样的目的去游历，他在游历中，就只知道获取同他的目的有关的知识。
A person to hold what kind of purpose, in his peregrinations, only know that for the purpose of the relevant knowledge with him.
3〖One〗、旅行在我看来还是一种颇为有益的锻炼，心灵在施行中不断地进行新的未知事物的活动。
Travel, in my opinion is a very useful exercise, the mind constantly in the implementation of new activities of the unknown.
〖One〗、友情不要求什么，但是，它有一种温暖，是我们都能体会到的。
rade, consolidate on sincere, development in criticism, terminate in flattery.
rade, consolidate on sincere, development in criticism, terminate in flattery.
〖Seven〗、友谊是人生的调味品，也是人生的止痛药。
Friendship is the spice of life, also is the life of painkillers.
〖Eight〗、友谊像婚姻一样，其维持有赖于避免不可宽恕的事情。
Friendship is like a marriage, for its depends on avoid inexcusable.
〖Nine〗、这是一条友谊的规律：一旦疑心从前门走进，爱情就会从后门溜走。
This is a laes doote the wisdom of the people.
3〖One〗、要想得到别人的友谊，自己就得先向别人表示友好。
To get other peoples friendship, you have to be friendly to others.
3〖Two〗、真正的友谊不是一株瓜蔓，会在一夜之间蹿起来，一天之内枯萎下去。
True friendship is not a rattan, groent accompany side.
40、大量的友谊使生命坚强，爱与被爱是生活中最大幸福。
A lot of friendship makes life strong, to love and to be loved is the greatest happiness in life.
4〖One〗、友谊总需要用忠诚去播种，用热情去灌溉，用原则去培养，用谅解去护理。
4〖Seven〗、在无利害观念之外，互相尊敬似乎是友谊的另一要点。
In the absence of an idea, respect for each other seems to be another point of friendship.
4〖Eight〗、友谊只能在实践中产生并在实践中得到保持。
Friendship can only be created in the practice and keep in practice.
4〖Nine〗、所谓友情，是平等的人们之间离开了利益关系的交易。
The so-called friendship, between people is equal to leave the trading interests.
50、友情在过去的生活里，就像一盏明灯，照彻了我的灵魂，使我的生存有了一点点光彩。
Friendship in the past, life is like a beacon, shining into my soul, make my survival had a little bit of brilliance.
5〖One〗、友谊就好比一颗星星，而爱情只是一支蜡烛。蜡烛是要耗尽的，而星星却永远闪光。
Friendship is just like a star, but love is only a candle. The candle is exhausted, and the stars never flash.
5〖Two〗、富贵固然和友谊的好坏无关，但是贫穷却最能考验朋友憎爱分明的真假。
Wealth is nothing to do with the quality of friendship, but poor but can test most friends abhorred love of true and false.
5〖Three〗、在私底下要忠告你的朋友，在公开场合又表扬你的朋友。
Admonish your friends in private, praise them in public.
5〖Four〗、帮助朋友，以保持友谊；宽恕敌人，为争取感化。
To help a friend, to keep the friendship; Forgive an enemy, for influence.
5〖Five〗、单单一个有智慧的人的友谊，要比所有愚蠢的人的友谊还更有价值。
A wise mans friendship alone, than all the stupid people friendship is more valuable.
5〖Six〗、友谊是冰雪中纯洁的雪花，友谊是高山上茁壮的常青树，友谊是花园中美丽的花朵。
Friendship is the pure sno for the e a trade; On the contrary, it needs the most thoroughly of no interest concept.
8〖One〗、世界上没有比友谊更美好、更令人愉快的东西了；没有友谊，世界仿佛失去了太阳。
Nothing is better than friendship, and in the world more pleasant; There is no friendship, no sunshine in the world.
8〖Two〗、友谊是精神的融合，心灵的联姻，道德的纽结。
Marriage of friendship is the fusion of spirit, mind and moral knot.
8〖Three〗、真正的友谊从来不会平静无波。
True friendship never calm no wave.
Friendship is a kind of equality of harmony.
8〖Five〗、友谊使欢乐倍增，悲痛锐减。
Friendship make joys and sorro known until it is lost.
9〖One〗、理解绝对是养育一切友情之果的土壤。
Understanding is raising all the soil is the fruit of friendship.
9〖Two〗、友情是天堂，没有它就像地狱；友情是生命，没有它就意味着死亡。
Friendship is heaven, its like hell; Friendship is a life, without it means death.
[Two]、英文搞笑经典语录
〖Two〗、A word of goodbye， two of the world。
〖Three〗、Dream three years， three years of pain。
〖Four〗、A cat has nine lives onil in one。
〖Five〗、The life I have a splash of biack。
〖Six〗、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。
〖Seven〗、Because of love， I began to fear。
〖Eight〗、I pretended to be indifferent to it。
我假装无所谓才看不到心被拧碎。
〖Nine〗、I love the one I think smile boy。
我喜欢上了一个我一想起就会笑的男孩。
〖Ten〗、The net closely but buckle not forever。
1〖One〗、At the beginning blazing heart Long silence。
1〖Two〗、The time that you are my most fatal。
1〖Three〗、You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。
你是我的太阳，是我遥不可及的光。
1〖Four〗、I am your traveler， you are my heart。
1〖Five〗、In love folly is always sweet。
恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
1〖Six〗、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well。
1〖Seven〗、All lives end，all hearts are broken。
生命都会终结，徒留一颗破碎的心。
1〖Eight〗、Ill think of you every step of the way。
我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
1〖Nine〗、pack out really is worse than promiscuous。
20、The ones that love us， never really leave us。
真爱我们的人，从不会真的离开。
2〖One〗、Don't touch ambiguity when you are in love。
2〖Two〗、Only miss the sun when it starts to snow。
只有在开始下雪时才会想念阳光。
2〖Three〗、I desire to grow old withyou without paying。
多想一个不小心，就跟你白头到老。
2〖Four〗、I am not a princess， can not enjoy you love。
我不是公主，享受不了你王子的爱。
2〖Five〗、Don't let the fear for losing keep you from trying。
2〖Six〗、I'm afraid to meet too early can't beside her forever。
2〖Seven〗、Some people， strong memories， faded relationships。
2〖Eight〗、Youth will fade but my memories of you will not。
青春都会苍老但记忆里的你一直都很美好。
2〖Nine〗、Hugh est un non-tout， les larmes aux flux de la langue。
30、I just want a warm embrace and nothing more。
我只是想要一个温暖的怀抱仅此而已。
1．人们做着最残忍的事，却没有残忍的精神。
2．旅行者不该一直只坐在自己所翻过的第一座山的山顶休息。
3．舆论带来了自由，也插手了与之无关的事情。
4．虚假，要行之有效，就该擅自掩饰。
5．然而理智已经不再对他的行动有任何威力了。一种盲目的本能驱使他延缓对生命作出决定。
6．在错误面前，个性是那么渺小和无力。
7．那么你就挎着我的手臂，我们在光天化日之下，从正门走出去。
8．与永远的快乐或地域里永远的沸油相比，六十年的考验算什么？
9．一条路并不因为它路边长满荆棘而丧失其美丽，旅行者照旧前进，让那些讨厌的荆棘留在那枯死吧。
10．礼貌，就是不让坏脾气发出来。
11．在热情的激昂中，灵魂的火焰才有足够的力量把造成天才的各种材料熔冶于一炉。
12．每个人的心底都有一座坟墓，是用来埋葬所爱的人的。
13．我可以蔑视世界上任何危险，眉头都不皱一皱。
14．我的梦想，值得我本人去争取，我今天的生活，绝不是我昨天生活的冷淡抄袭。
15．他的记忆是残酷的，开始纤毫毕露地为他重现那天夜里的情景。
16．心灵纯洁，没有任何仇恨的感情，毫无疑问会延长青春的期限。大部分漂亮的女人最先衰老的是容貌。
17．命运让我们在这世界上彼此靠在一起，我们几乎尽可能的伤害对方。他在我死的时候来给我最后的打击。
18．谦卑地聆听那些让人站着都能睡着的蠢话。
19．在人生这片自私的沙漠里，人各为己，人人都是在为自己打算.
20．在与法律之前，合乎“自然的”只有狮子的力量，或者动物饥寒时的需要，更简单地用一个字表示，便是“欲”。
21．理智根本抵挡不住这种回忆，这种抑制只会使回忆更美好。
22．我从地狱来，要到天堂去，正路过人间。
23．内心的惨痛，已达到一个人的高傲和为爱情所能忍受的极限。
24．对于一个二十岁的青年。他对世界的憧憬，以及如何在这个世界上有所作为，是压倒一切的。
〖One〗、每一个成功者都有一个开始。勇于开始，才能找到成功的路。
〖Two〗、世界会向那些有目标和远见的人让路
〖Four〗、与其临渊羡鱼，不如退而结网。
〖Five〗、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。
〖Six〗、赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的种子，便成不了事业家。
〖Eight〗、最有效的资本是我们的信誉，它小时不停为我们工作。
〖Ten〗、即使爬到比较高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。
1〖One〗、积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。
如果他(她)是爱你的，离开了他(她)，只能说明他(她)失去了一个爱她的人，你可以轻松的成为自由身了，遗憾和痛苦的应该是他(她)，而不是你;
1〖Two〗、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。
1〖Three〗、别想一下造出大海，必须先由小河川开始。
1〖Four〗、有事者，事竟成;破釜沉舟，百二秦关终归楚;苦心人，天不负;卧薪尝胆，三千越甲可吞吴。
1〖Five〗、你的脸是为了呈现上帝赐给人类最贵重的礼物——微笑，一定要成为你工作最大的资产。
1〖Seven〗、世上并没有用来鼓励工作努力的赏赐，所有的赏赐都只是被用来奖励工作成果的。
体罚与惩罚区别不在于是否打了学生，而在于是否伤害了学生。合理的处罚是一种教育策略，教师应该有处罚权，也应该合理利用处罚，惩罚的真谛在于爱的感动。
1〖Eight〗、即使是不成熟的尝试，也胜于胎死腹中的策略。
1〖Nine〗、积极的人在每一次忧患中都看到一个机会，而消极的人则在每个机会都看到某种忧患。
20、出门走好路，出口说好话，出手做好事。
2〖One〗、旁观者的姓名永远爬不到比赛的计分板上。
爱情既是友谊的代名词，又是我们为共同的事业而奋斗的可靠保证，爱情是人生的良伴，你和心爱的女子同床共眠是因为共同的理想把两颗心紧紧系在一起。
2〖Two〗、莫找借口失败，只找理由成功。
2〖Three〗、如果我们想要更多的玫瑰花，就必须种植更多的玫瑰树。
2〖Four〗、伟人之所以伟大，是因为他与别人共处逆境时，别人失去了信心，他却下决心实现自己的目标。
2〖Five〗、世上没有绝望的处境，只有对处境绝望的人。
2〖Six〗、回避现实的人，未来将更不理想。
2〖Seven〗、当你感到悲哀痛苦时，比较好是去学些什么东西。学习会使你永远立于不败之地。
2〖Eight〗、伟人所达到并保持着的高处，并不是一飞就到的，而是他们在同伴们都睡着的时候，一步步艰辛地向上攀爬的。
2〖Nine〗、世界上那些最容易的事情中，拖延时间最不费力。
30、坚韧是成功的一大要素，只要在门上敲得够久够大声，终会把人唤醒的。
伟人所达到并保持着的高处，并不是一飞就到的，而是他们在同伴们都睡着的时候，一步步艰辛地向上攀爬的。
名句作为警示自己的句子，希望以上《英文搞笑经典语录》内容对您有所帮助，如果还想获取更多名句内容可以点击经典语录搞笑幽默句子专题。
[Three]、幽默的英文短句子说说心情
1.求英文幽默简短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.<；强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard& Visa.<；强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me.是什么意思啊~？“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat.是what意思啊“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
老妈再问：“what do you say“又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
I"m in that low frame of mind.
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，比较好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry.聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。"Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。"Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？努力工作不会导致死亡。
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第[One]、四个trouble是动词，第[Two]、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第[Two]、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。我知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。这是一句双关语。
前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”
7.上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。
下联中的第[Two]、[Four]、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a？这是一种文字简化**。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question.（生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。） 9. He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子"，第三个saw是动词"锯"。
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。
I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合，可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵我的哪怕一举手一投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要着急，比较好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I'm by your side.我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。
No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being.只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。
A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友会握着你的手，触动你的心。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you.不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this happens,you'll be thankful.也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。
Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened.不要因为它的结束而哭，应当因为它的发生而笑。There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful.生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。
Don't struggle so much,best things happen when not expected.不要做太多的抗争，比较好的东西总是发生在出乎意料的时候。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard& Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧.There should be a better way to start a d。
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
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